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<title>Cubicle News</title>
<description>Cubicle Stories That Mean Something</description>
<language>en</language>
<copyright>Copyright 2005, William R. Vitanyi,Jr.</copyright>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 11:21:49 EST</pubDate>
<lastBuildDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:15:31 EST</lastBuildDate>
<managingEditor>billv@isp.com</managingEditor>
<webMaster>wvitanyi@msn.com</webMaster>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm</link>

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<title>Cubicle News Network</title>
<description>Cubicle Stories That Mean Something</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#BS</link>
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<title>Randy Moss Found in Cubicle</title>
<description>Randy Moss Found in Workers Cubicle.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B01</link>
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<title>State Workers Stranded in Cubicles</title>
<description>State Workers Stranded in Cubicles for 3 Days.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B02</link>
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<title>NFL To Adopt Cubelock</title>
<description>The NFL Will Soon Start Using Cubelock.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B03</link>
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<title>Cubicle Illness on Rise</title>
<description>Doctor Reports Increase in Cubicle-born Illness.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B04</link>
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<title>State Worker Dies After Picking Nose</title>
<description>New Mexico Man Perishes in Cubicle From Nasal Blood Loss.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B05</link>
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<title>Mobile Cubicle</title>
<description>Mobile Cubicle Makes Debut</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B06</link>
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<title>Woman Gives Birth to Twins in Cubicle</title>
<description>Twins Born in Cubicle.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B07</link>
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<title>Cubicle Fountain Explodes</title>
<description>Burr Invents Cubicle Fountain.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B08</link>
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<title>Palestinians to Fill Gaza with Cubicles</title>
<description>Abu Mazen has a Plan to Populate Gaza with Cubicles.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B09</link>
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<title>State Workers Work Too Hard</title>
<description>Report Says State Cubicle Workers Work Too Hard</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B10</link>
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<title>Katrina Destroys Cubicles</title>
<description>Lance Katrina Destroys Cubicles to Help Workers.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B11</link>
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<title>Troops Provided with Updated Cubicles</title>
<description>Special Forces Units Receive New Cubicles.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B12</link>
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<title>Cubicle Napping Increases Productivity</title>
<description>Study Shows Cubicle Napping Increases Worker Output</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B13</link>
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<title>Rice Fired By State</title>
<description>Rice Fired By State</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B14</link>
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<title>Cheney Supports Cubicle Legislation.</title>
<description>Nick Cheney Supports Unspecified Cubicle Laws for FY06.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B15</link>
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<title>NAACP Claims Cubicles Violate Rights.</title>
<description>Cubicles Violate Unspecified Worker Rights.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B16</link>
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<title>Lance Armstrong Peddling Cubicles?</title>
<description>Lance Armstrong Look-alike Sought by Police.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B17</link>
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<title>Cubicle Explosion Kills Seven.</title>
<description>Man Killed in Cubicle Explosion.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B18</link>
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<title>Mars Rover Locates Missing Cubicle</title>
<description>Mars Rover Locates Missing Cubicle on Red Planet.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B19</link>
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<title>High Tech Cubicle makes Debut.</title>
<description>Read About the Latest in Modern Cubicle Design.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B20</link>
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<title>Bin Laden Expresses Dismay</title>
<description>Yassef Bin Laden Saddened by Cubicle Decision.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B21</link>
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<title>Higher Ed to Receive Funding for Cube Farms.</title>
<description>Colleges will Recieve More Money for Administrators Cubicles.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B22</link>
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<title>Cubicles blamed for oil price increase.</title>
<description>Cubicle Operations Manager Claims Cubicles to Blame for Increased Oil Prices.</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B23</link>
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<title>Boxer Writes Novel</title>
<description>Boxer Writes Five-Page Novel</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B24</link>
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<title>NASCAR: The Ultimate Mobile Cubicle</title>
<description>NASCAR Rated as Best Mobile Cubicle</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B25</link>
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<title>XBox 360 Best in Cube</title>
<description>XBox 360 Wins Award</description>
<link>http://kyuboria.com/kyunewsfeed.htm#B26</link>
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