"You couldn't ask to meet a nicer guy"

                              - Clint Palmer

The only one with a higher opinion of Clint Palmer than Clint Palmer is--oh yeah, no one.

Clint would spend all day appreciating himself if he could--oh yeah, he does.

Did I mention that Clint is vain? Totally convinced of his own superiority, hooked on Palmer?

That's right, Clint Palmer is convinced that he is the best thing to come along since reversible underwear. And more versatile.

Maybe this is a bit harsh. Actually, Clint is a very likable guy. He just doesn't think there's any possibility that he could ever be wrong about anything.

Clint is a good programmer. Not great, but definitely passable. He's not a hard worker, but eventually he gets the job done.

Clint stopped wearing belts three years ago when he won a pair of snakeskin suspenders at the local county fair. His vocal rendition of "Lady in Red" was good enough for third place, and the coveted suspenders. The fourth contestant was disqualified for steroid use, but Clint is certain that he would have won anyway.

Clint's Journal

Day One

I finished writing a very difficult program today, and I'm sure that everyone was quite pleased. This program should save the company lots of money, and will make everyone's job much much easier.

Pam Reynolds stopped by my cubicle today, and stayed for almost a full minute, just talking about stuff. It was all work related.

Maybe tomorrow I'll do something special to make her feel good, like compliment her for the good work she does.

Yes, I believe I shall.