"Cynthia is a good girl."

         - Cynthia's mom.

Cynthia is one of the most down to earth folks you could hope to meet. Although she may be a slave to fashion--she loves frilly dresses--Cindy-Poo isn't a typical stuck-up girlie girl.

Her mother entered her in beauty contests from an early age, and Cynthia quickly learned how to please the judges.

"It's all about honesty," she claims. "You just have to honestly believe that you are the most beautiful person in the room."

Those closest to her confirm that Cynthia is convinced of this fact.

"She isn't stuck up. Not really," says her best friend. "She's just, you know--earthy."

Sure. Earthy. In a frilly kind of way.

Bottom line--Cynthia is helpful. If you need anything from Human Resources, Cynthia is more than happy to get someone to help you.

Honestly.

Cynthia's Journal

Day One

Got up early today so I could take a bubble bath. My skin was simply not exuding it's usual silken tone. The bath helped, and to reward myself I decided to wear my peach chiffon couture with matching cotton headband.

The cotton was radical, but I felt like making a statement today. I am a rebel.