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"If I were ever seriously wounded in combat, I'd want Reiko Thomas as my nurse."

               - John Kerry

 

 

A combination of modern technology and old fashioned personal service is what Reiko is all about. She's been the company nurse ever since reorganization, eCommerce, downsizing, and outsourcing (REDO) changed the face of the corporate enterprise.

 

Says Reiko, "I was looking for a job, and I am a registered nurse. I also like technology."

 

This turned out to be a fortunate pairing, as Reiko diligently enters patient data into her custom built handheld computer.

 

"It's all in there," she explains. "I use the stylus to input symptoms and treatment. Everything is archived for historical analysis."

 

When asked how this affects more traditional medical methods, Reiko quickly clarifies.

 

"Of course accupuncture and massage therapy are at the center of my basic practice. The PDA even contains all of the known nerve centers and accupressure points, so treatment will never fail."

 

Wow.

   

 

Reiko's Journal

Day One

 

 

 

I feel that I have not worked hard enough today. My computer readout indicates that fourteen per cent of my coworkers are not eating tofu on a regular basis, despite my recent efforts to strenuously promote this naturally perfect food.

 

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I removed a splinter from Officer Dan's pinky today, and he cried very little. He is a very brave man, and I respect his duty.